Halloween is for the Dogs!

Halloween is for the dogs… at least that’s what my cats will tell you. 

Check out any pet store or website for the costume selection for animals and that will only verify it.  All those adorable little doggie costumes to make your pup look like a shark, bumble bee, or hotdog will make even non-animal lovers wish they had a hound to dress up. 

And what will you find for your cat?  Maybe an orange collar or a witch’s hat, that’s about it.  Seriously, can you imagine trying to get a cat to wear a hat?

It only proves that whoever came up with that idea has never actually owned a cat and/or has a thing for Dr. Seuss.

I must admit that I was just as guilty of this ignorance when I first became a cat owner.  I didn’t understand why I couldn’t dress my kitty up in cute little outfits like their canine counterparts.  After a short struggle in which I used equal parts manipulation and brute force, Spike found himself in a cute little T-shirt.  You’re probably expecting me to say that as soon as I let him go he went wild, ripping and tearing at the shirt, not stopping until he got it off.  But no, that’s not what happened.

Once I set him down in his cute little outfit, he crouched low to the ground and started to back peddle.  He seriously thought that he could somehow back out of the shirt.  At first I don’t think I realized what he was doing.  After about 5 minutes of him slinking backwards through the apartment, I finally relented and took the shirt off.  I couldn’t even enjoy the cuteness due to his utter panic.  That was a huge letdown, one that I really wasn’t willing to fully accept.

Hence the Halloween cat hat incident.  Last year I happened upon the cutest little pumpkin cat hood.  Ah yes, just slip it over your cat’s head, and use the little Velcro strap to secure.  Cute as a pumpkin!  Yeah right!

This one I tried on Chili.  She just looked at me for a second with her laser death stare, then neatly slipped it off with her paw.

Ok.  So I didn’t secure it on tight enough...

After chasing her around the house for 10 minutes I tried it again.  Same results.  But this time, after easily removing the shameful accessory, Chili immediately ran off and made sure I couldn’t find her for the next 2 days.

This year I think I’ll just stick to dressing Nash like a little devil.  Unless…

Maybe Lew would be willing to get into the spirit of Halloween…

Cat's Rule

So far, my posts have been more about our dogs, but don’t forget that this zoo is substantially composed of felines.  In fact, they now out number dogs, 3 to 1.  Luckily Nash is pretty adaptable, or maybe he’s just not bright enough to realize that there is a difference between cats and dogs.  He’s been around cats his entire life, yet Nash still doesn’t get that they only want to play when THEY decide they want to.  Nash still gets over rambunctious when one of the cats passes by and then acts all surprised when he gets wacked in the face.  Cause and consequence escapes him.

Nash’s confusion might come from the fact that both Chili and Lew do enjoy playing with him on occasion.  Just the other day I saw a streak of orange fly through the living room, followed by a streak of grey.  Loud snarls and squeals then filled the air as Chili rolled Nash several times.  Once she had accomplished her “tigger” move, Chili jumped out of reach before Nash could react.  Chili had proven her dominance over the stupid dog, so she was finished. 

I think maybe when Lew gets to be bigger, he’ll play more fairly with Nash than Chili does.  Maybe it’s more than just a dog/cat thing, maybe also a boy/girl issue…  Lew is way more interested in playing with Nash than either of the other cats, but he’s so much smaller than Nash right now that I usually end up yelling at Nash to stop being so rough.  Nash is then pummeled while he’s distracted by my hollering.

Puppies can be pretty destructive, but I have found that you can usually keep important items out of reach until the “teething” stage passes.  However cat’s do not grow out of their destructive stage, and they just don’t care. 

They don’t care if you scream at them to stop scratching the side of the couch or to get down off of the kitchen counters.

They don’t care if you severely cut yourself on a piece of glass from your favorite figurine that they knocked of the top of the TV and smashed into little pieces.

They don’t care if they toss their stinky litter 20 feet from the litter box while creating the perfect divot to do their business in.

You simply can not discipline a cat.  They do what the want, when they want, and do not care what you think about it.

Good thing they are so cute.

RIP Rocky

I have to apologize for the missing posts the last couple of weeks, but I have a good excuse, I swear.  Rocky is now in doggy heaven after a short, but hard struggle with cancer.  I had suspected that something was seriously wrong with the poor guy, but there were no major symptoms until so close to the very end and then it all happened so fast.  He is now at rest in our back yard, right where he liked to just sit and enjoy the sun and breeze.  I know he would be happiest there.

Grumpy Old Dogs

Last night, as I was surrounded by my 5 furry family members, I really felt blessed to have such great pets and loyal friends in my life.  I went from that feeling of joy to depression, thinking about the fact that they would all be climbing in years and eventually become old.  Which, to me, means grumpy, bald, and incontinent.

My limited experience with elderly dogs and cats has made me dread those late years of my animals’ lives.

My first childhood experiences with an elderly dog was with my grandparents’ dog, Bosco - a medium sized mixed breed – some kind of terrier.  My memories of him include keeping my hands close to my sides and never speaking to him, in an attempt to keep all of my finders and toes.  I don’t know why, but any noise with high pitches sent him off into attack mode.  I’m talking about whistling, sirens, and the squealy “baby” voice most people tend to use when they’re talking to small animals and children.

Another formative experience was with a friend’s small dog named Bubbles.  I was always warned not to try to reach down to pet her, that she didn’t like strangers.  I took that warning seriously and never did.  However, Bubbles must have really disliked me.  I didn’t even have to try to pet her to have her want to rip my hand off.  I was just standing there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I had 6 lbs of raging animal clamped down on my hand.  I remember thinking that she would never let go, and I don’t recall how exactly we pried her off, but I know that shaking and screaming didn’t seem to loosen her grip.

Poodles seem to be the family dog of choice for us.  My grandma has always had a poodle or two in her home, my parents had one while I was growing up, and so did my aunt.  I only knew my aunt’s apricot poodle, Monique, briefly and as an old lady.  Monique just plan didn’t like anyone but my aunt.  Lessons had been learned about grumpy old dogs, so I carefully kept all extremities out of reach.  However, what freaked me out about Monique was the patchy, thin coat and nasty looking lumps all over her body.  This dog was ugly, and as an impressionable child, this created a grotesque picture in my mind that still haunts me today.

Just over a year ago my husband lost his 15 year-old Dalmatian to old age.  Tad and Haley were very broke up about it, but to be honest, I was not overly upset to see him move on.  Rolly was by far the grumpiest old dog I ever encountered.  When it came to children, Rolly was like a shark out of the movie Jaws.  After one incident, when he decided that he wanted to eat an earring off of a little girl's ear, we decided he could not be trusted.  So we kept him physically separated from any kids that came over to play.  One brave girl who came over frequently insisted that she wasn’t scared of Rolly and we didn’t need to keep him up while she was there.  What a disaster!  The poor girl was standing at the kitchen table when Rolly came from out of no where and bit her full force on the butt.  Thank goodness he had practically no teeth left in his mouth and had chosen a fleshy spot!

So now, though all of our dogs and cats are currently young to middle-aged, I am dreading the day they suddenly become bald, lumpy, grumps.  As if that isn’t enough to look forward to, I can’t wait to have my floors ruined by their inability to hold their bladders.  I think I may buy stock in Resolve Carpet Cleaner in preparation!

Veterinary Trama

Today I am making a trip to the veterinarian’s office.  Thankfully it’s just for another round of shots for our new kitten, Lew.  I think I can handle the 2 lbs kitten with no problems.  But it reminds me of other visits to our vet’s that didn’t go so smooth…

It all started about 6 months ago, just after Tad and I got married.  Tad couldn’t remember the last time his beagle, Rocky, had been to the vet and I was noticing that his ears seemed to be bothering him.  So I searched out the closest vet to our new home and made an appointment.  $260 later Rocky was up-to-date on all his vaccines and we had some goopy stuff to drop in his ears 2 times a day for 2 weeks.

The most difficult part of getting Rocky into the vet’s office is making it past the flowerbeds out front without Rocky trying to take a dump.  Other dogs find a likely spot, lift their leg, make a little sprinkle, and wa-la! Their territory is marked.  No, no - not Rocky.  Rocky insists on finding the most prominent feature in the landscaping and attempts to poop on it.  Evenly cut grass just won’t do.  If he is forced to do his business in a relatively featureless landscape, such as our backyard lawn, he will hunt out a tall growing weed that sticks up higher than the surrounding grass.  I’m not sure what kind of statement he’s trying to make, but at the vet’s office, this translates to the desecration of the ornamental grasses growing outside the door.  How he even gets his back-end all up in the middle of it, I’m not sure.  Rocky just has this skill.

Sitting with Rocky in the waiting room is the next challenge; it can only be described as embarrassing.  There’s no such thing as waiting quietly if Rocky is with you.  The whining never stops.  If that didn’t draw enough attention, asking for paper towels to clean your dog’s pee off the nice, shinny floor will certainly help. 

Recently I had to bring both Rocky and Nash into the office at the same time.  You might think having a calmer, more well-mannered dog with him would help to even out some of Rocky’s behavior.  However, in reality, the opposite occurs.  Nash becomes a Rocky-wanna-be and is just as impossible to control.  My well-trained poodle turns into a mindless ball of uncooperative energy.  I wish there was some way to pretend that they aren’t mine, but the leashes give me away.

Whenever I leave the vet’s office, I can just imagine the receptionists and vet techs saying a little prayer of thanks for our departure.  But today should be different.  All I have to handle on this trip is a cute, little, innocent kitten.